30 Bizarre Facts About Me

Let's be reallllllll, I'm a freak. I take awkward to a whole new level and unfortunately I take pride in it. To honor this, here are 30 bizarre facts about me.

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1. My biggest fears are gum, mascots, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and heights.

2. I HATE dirty nails and I freak out if there's any dirt in mine.

3. I take at least two baths a week.

4. I once took 8 baths in one week.

5. I once split open my toe while playing tag with my dog.

6. When I'm bored I read my dog the LDS Friend magazine and I talk to her about it and then respond to myself pretending I'm her so we're having a conversation.

7. I still remember my Webkinz login information and I logged in to my account and played for 3 hours last year.

8. I can hold pencils and other thin objects with my cheeks.

9. I collected Barbies until I was 12.

10. I collect coloring books and I love to color.

11. I answer fake phone calls to avoid talking to someone in person at least once a week.

12. I love to buy swimsuits even though I'm not big on swimming.

13. Applesauce is seriously amazing. But only if it's in the form of a squeezable pouch.

14. I've ridden on so many airplanes but I still get nervous every time I get on one.

15. I celebrate my half birthday like a real holiday.

16. I spend way too much of my life looking at memes on instagram.

17. I send memes to my family group chat and nothing else.

18. A few months ago when I was tired and in a hurry to pluck my eyebrows I used a razor and accidentally shaved them almost completely off and they won't grow back.

19. I love the feeling of my dog licking my toes.

20. I have every single episode of Friends ever memorized almost down to every word.

21. When I was little I got a fish to prove I was responsible with pets and I never cleaned its bowl once or fed it.

22. I can do double chins without any effort at all and I actually love it. #sad.

23. Thanks to my anxiety I am convinced I'm dying constantly for a variety of reasons.

24. I've seen every episode of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse on Netflix. By myself.

25. I once hit a cat while driving and I still feel evil even though I haaaate cats, I'm allergic to cats, and I don't think I even killed it.

26. I couldn't tie my shoes until the end of 5th grade because I never tried.

27. I'm completely convinced that if a part of my body hurts I can make it feel better by hitting it. But at the same time I don't believe that. Idk.

28. I am the opposite of a hoarder. I get stressed anytime there is any clutter whatsoever and if I haven't used something in 1 week I feel like I need to throw it away. I fill a whole garbage bag every time I clean my room.

29. I think getting my blood drawn is really cool but shots are terrible.

30. Today in math I said 7+3 was 11.

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That's just the tip of the iceberg folks. If you actually read all of those....way to be. You go Glen Coco. Peace out.